OHG

Orange Hand Gang

 

The orange hand gang have a new headquarters to meet in - the tree house. Pictures will be coming soon!

Membership benefits

The following great benefits exist for members...

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Friends

there are lots of people in the group who you can play with.

Food

sometimes we can have food like ginger bread.

Fun

privilage to throw bogeys at a taxis front window.

 

 

If you would like to join the Orange Hand Gang then contact my Daddy here

About us

Favourtie Horrid Henry jokes

 

What feature do witches love having on their computers?

A spell checker

 

What should you do after shaking hands with a monster?

Count your fingers

 

Where do skeletons swim?

The Dead Sea

 

What do mermaids have on toast?

Mermalade

 

Why did the man drown in his muesli?

He was pulled under by a strong currant

 

What’s yellow and dangerous?

Shark-infested custard

 

What do you get if you cross an egg with a barrel of gunpowder?

A boom-meringue

 

Waiter! Waiter! Your thumb is in my soup.

Don’t worry. It’s not hot

 

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny

 

What’s yellow, brown and hairy?

Cheese on toast stuck to the carpet

 

What do cannibals do at weddings?

Toast the bride and groom"